Money Saving Scheme

Ok, so I was thinking of a way to save money, and I think I may have come up with something. Find a Christian girl, born on X-mas, and get married to her on X-mas. That way, you take care of birthday present, Holiday present, and Anniversary present on the same day. You would probably have to get a more expensive present, but it would just be one, and I feel that it would be less than the cost of all three presents combined. Plus, all the time you save!!! If it wasn't for Valentines Day, it would be perfect.